|
 Dentists
are incapable of asking questions that
require a simple yes or no answer. |
Did
you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth |
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What
does the dentist of the year get?...A little
plaque |
What
game did the dentist play when she was a
child?...Caps and robbers |
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Where
does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station |
Why
didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was already taking out a tooth |
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What
did the dentist say to the computer?...This
won't hurt a byte |
Mother:
Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I
don't know. The dentist kept it |
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What
did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back |
Anyone
know the six most frightening words in the
world ??? "The Dentist will see you now." |
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"Open
wider." requested the dentist, as he began
his examination of the patient. "Good God !"
he said startled. "You've got the biggest
cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity
I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the
patient. "I'm scared enough without you
saying something like that twice." "I didn't
!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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While
I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman
came out of his inner office smiling.
Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my
work is completed. I'm so glad to have found
a painless dentist and one who's so gentle
and understanding too." When seated in the
dentist chair, I related the incident to the
doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that
was just my Mother." |
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"I
came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist."
"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out
right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted
the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out again ?" |
A
patient sits in the dental chair with
severely fractured front teeth. After
discussing how they will be restored and
what the fee would be the patient says, "
Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I
be able to play the trumpet when you are
finished? "
The dentist replies " Sure you will! "
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play
a note before! " |
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Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is
my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first
extraction too. |
Dentist:
There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best
patient. |
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Dentist:
Just let me finish and you will be another
man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send
your bill to the other man. |
Patient
to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for
the door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
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Patient:
How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain
$100.
Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper.
Pull it WITHOUT pain.
Without anesthesia neither anything, the
dentist begins to extract the tooth, when
the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!
Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies
the dentist. |
Dentist
says to the patient: Could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest,
most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad
this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the
waiting room right now and I don't want to
miss the 4 o'clock cricket day-night game.
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Patient:
How much to have this tooth pulled?
|Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if
you like.
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Patient:
Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie... |
